LEVITY BREAK enjoy
"The last time my girlfriend yelled "I'm Coming" was when I held the elevator door.
The economy is so bad even the Mob laid off 5 Judges, and Exon fired 3 Senators
I went out with a girl in the Real Estate Business, on the second date I took off my pants and she asked for a finders fee.
90 year old guy goes into the wrong Recreational Vehicle, he disrobes a gets into the shower where a women he thought was his wife is. She screams rape and calls the cops.
He Explains the situation and adds "I haven't had sex since Nixon was in office, and even Viagara won't help.
The cops reduced the charge to ASSUALT WITH A DEAD WEAPON
Girl calls her mom and says Since I married Sammy last year all he wants is Sex 4 & 5 times a day.
My Vagina went from the size of a Dime to a Silver dollar. I'm getting a divorce
Her Mom replies look you live in a 4 Million dollar on the Beach which you jointly Own.
He buys you a new Mercedes every year
and $5,000 a week spending Money.
And your You going to blow all of that for 90 cents?
Times are rough Macy's called me up and said if we don't see a payment, were bringing suit
I said you better bring one to match the pants, im still out of work.
I no soon hang up then the Landlord calls and says you haven't paid rent in 2 Months
I said Stop living in the past
10 Minutes the bank calls up on an investment property i own,
the guy said without a payment today we are have to foreclose
I said its so bad over here you'll need to Five Close
Little Native America girl says to her father "Daddy how come you named my brothers Bright Moon and Running Bear?"
Well on the night Bright Moon was born I look out the teepe and saw a Bright Moon, and when your other Brother was born
I saw a Bear running through the Reservation.
Tell me the father says "Why do you now ask me these questions, my precious little 2 dogs fucking.?
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"The last time my girlfriend yelled "I'm Coming" was when I held the elevator door.
The economy is so bad even the Mob laid off 5 Judges, and Exon fired 3 Senators
I went out with a girl in the Real Estate Business, on the second date I took off my pants and she asked for a finders fee.
90 year old guy goes into the wrong Recreational Vehicle, he disrobes a gets into the shower where a women he thought was his wife is. She screams rape and calls the cops.
He Explains the situation and adds "I haven't had sex since Nixon was in office, and even Viagara won't help.
The cops reduced the charge to ASSUALT WITH A DEAD WEAPON
Girl calls her mom and says Since I married Sammy last year all he wants is Sex 4 & 5 times a day.
My Vagina went from the size of a Dime to a Silver dollar. I'm getting a divorce
Her Mom replies look you live in a 4 Million dollar on the Beach which you jointly Own.
He buys you a new Mercedes every year
and $5,000 a week spending Money.
And your You going to blow all of that for 90 cents?
Times are rough Macy's called me up and said if we don't see a payment, were bringing suit
I said you better bring one to match the pants, im still out of work.
I no soon hang up then the Landlord calls and says you haven't paid rent in 2 Months
I said Stop living in the past
10 Minutes the bank calls up on an investment property i own,
the guy said without a payment today we are have to foreclose
I said its so bad over here you'll need to Five Close
Little Native America girl says to her father "Daddy how come you named my brothers Bright Moon and Running Bear?"
Well on the night Bright Moon was born I look out the teepe and saw a Bright Moon, and when your other Brother was born
I saw a Bear running through the Reservation.
Tell me the father says "Why do you now ask me these questions, my precious little 2 dogs fucking.?
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COPYRIGHT 2016 overunderexpert.com and S Rosenberg (as in Rosenberg Texas)
